With a strum of the guitar, Ed Sheeran sits between King Charles and the late Princess Diana, singing "both sides are equally right / no matter the conflict, whatever the fight." This sketch, aired last weekend on Saturday Night Live UK, condensed the Palestine controversy that's dogged the singer for the past two weeks into one self-mocking line: "I'm sitting on the wall."
The saga traces back to Sheeran's 'Loop' tour. His opening act Macklemore was pulled from the lineup earlier this month after shouting "Free Palestine" during a show at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Singer Pink and the Israeli American Council publicly called for him to be dropped from the tour, while Robert Kraft, owner of Gillette Stadium, said the remark caused "deep pain and offense to the Jewish community" — ultimately leading to Macklemore's exit. The fallout spread further, with musicians including FINNEAS, Lukas Graham, Aaron Rowe, and Beoga, who had been serving as openers or backing musicians, publicly voicing support for Macklemore and withdrawing from the tour.
How Weekend Update Took on Kraft and Sheeran
On SNL UK's Weekend Update segment, hosts Ania Magliano and Paddy Young delivered the controversy as a mock news bulletin: "Sheeran's US tour is in trouble — his opener Macklemore was axed after saying 'Free Palestine' onstage, and this crisis might be worse than their concussions." They then turned their attention to Kraft, dubbing him a "wealthy corpse-maxxer" and referencing his "checkered past." As for Sheeran himself, Young left a pointed setup dripping with sarcasm: "Say what you want about Ed, but he's only ever supported the causes he's allowed to support" — a jab at his long history of publicly backing Ukraine.

The sketch itself wrote Sheeran into a fictional conversation with King Charles and Diana. When King Charles asks him to help with "this terrible war," Sheeran replies, "I don't like taking sides, and I don't want to alienate any fans — whether they're real people or bots, since a lot of my ticket sales come from scalper bots anyway." He then picks up his guitar and says, "When it comes to conflict, sometimes the bravest thing you can do is say nothing at all."






